You Know Clarkson is Working on Scotland Jokes

Kinja'd!!! "Money Hustard" (moneyhustard)
09/22/2014 at 07:16 • Filed to: None

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Jeremy Clarkson !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! right now filming a Christmas special, but I'm sure that's not stopping him working around the clock on a joke about Scotland that is both extremely offensive, very funny, and will make everyone who voted "no" regret their choice for years to come. The next time he gets on TV, Scotland's going to get an earful.

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It'll need to somehow bundle together racism towards the Scots, something highly-complimentary about England or the UK, and receive an uneasy applause from the audience.

If you were Jezza, how would you make the Scots feel bad about themselves?


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Kinja'd!!! KatzManDu > Money Hustard
09/22/2014 at 07:19

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He already did make the Scots feel bad about themselves.

Last year they did a show where he said he was in the East, and it was all filmed in Scotland, completely denying that Scotland existed or that it had beautiful landscapes.


Kinja'd!!! Money Hustard > KatzManDu
09/22/2014 at 07:21

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All the more reason to expect that he will have a follow up post-vote, no?


Kinja'd!!! webmonkees > Money Hustard
09/22/2014 at 07:47

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A dyslexic Scotsman walks into a kilt store

was looking for a skirt but got a bit more.